I have to give credit to America’s Team and Jerry Jones. They’ve mastered the art of the cover up. I bet all those wild years in the 90’s taught Jerry a thing or two keeping things quiet and this latest situation with Pacman is a prime example.

Reports are now that the team assigned security to Pacman — an off-duty police officer, got into the scuffle after some innocent “messing around.” Whatever!

You don’t have to be on CSI to put this one together. There’s tons of strip clubs in the downtown Dallas area, where Pacman was staying at The Joule Hotel. I’m guessing he lives out of there since he just moved to Dallas. Anyways, he probably got liquored up (like Mike Vanderjagt) and got the itch to make it rain.

Obviously, this security guy in question has stiff orders from Jerry the Boss and isn’t to let Pacman do debaucherous things like going to strip clubs and making it rain. Pacman probably got pissed off when he was being thwarted and decided to get crazy in the bathroom.

We’ll never know the true story because all the principals involved are on Jerry’s payroll. Pacman, the security guard, the people at the hotel, the Dallas PD, etc..they’re all in this together and that’s just the way Jerry likes it.

What’s going to happen when Pacman gets in trouble and it’s not in Jerry’s backyard? Can’t wait for the next time Dallas travels to Atlanta..Magic City here Pacman comes!!!