Does anybody remember the movie Space Jam? Where Bugs Bunny and Michael Jordan convince the Looney Tunes that his water bottle is full of “Michael’s special drink.” The Looney Tunes drink Michael’s drink and then they go out and play better against the Mean Team. They claim this was placebo it was just water, but I think otherwise.

On Friday, The New York Times reported that the ENTIRE Bulgarian Weight Lifting team has tested positive for its Olympic Drug Test on for steroid use. The entire Bulgarian team’s banning from the Olympics might surprise people, but I was not. The entire Bulgarian team was banned from the 2000 Olympic Game in Sydney and took themselves out of the 1988 Olympics in Seoul, South Korea. Bulgaria is a quant little country in Eastern Europe that is not well known. On the athletic front Bulgaria is known for winning 1,000+ plus gold medals in international weightlifting competitions. They are country full of meathead weight lifters. They have no brains and huge muscles. Everyone has met a meathead in sports. They are generally very talented, but stupid beyond belief. Now imagine a country full of these meatheads. That is Bulgaria. Whoever said that the 1990’s started the wide use of steroids in athletic competition was very wrong. The Bulgarians must have been doping up as long as they have been weightlifting.

I can understand failing a drug test back in 1988 or even 2000, but Bulgaria just passed Petoria from Family Guy as the stupidest country ever! How can you have your entire team fail a drug test? I mean can someone come up with a logical solution that would result in having your entire team use steroids. Bulgaria definitely did not read the Mitchell Report or watch the Tour de France. The Bulgarian national weightlifting team has created a league of it’s own. At least in the 1990’s when every athlete in what seems like every sport was doping up, the drug tests were not up to date,could not detect all of the drugs out there and were poorly administered. Athletes got through these drug tests as easy as Christina Ricci can fall through a crack in the floor. Words cannot describe how mentally challenged the trainers and coaches in Bulgaria must be. The writers of every sitcom or cartoon show could not write a more idiotic group of individuals without it being too stupid to watch. This really is too stupid to hear. Not even the jokes of human beings on “The Hills” are this stupid. Heidi, congratulations you are no longer the dumbest person I have encountered in my life.

The Bulgarian national team is not the only Olympic related drug problem this week. The Chinese swimmer Ouyang Kunpeng was banned from the Olympics by the host nation China. Some people think this one has an actual possibility of being an accident since the drug found positive in her test is found is animal feed. But besides the fact, do these athletes, trainers and coaches have brains? Do they watch the news? Do they have any idea of how serious a problem drugs are in the sporting world today? I was not surprised when the Mitchell report came out revealing certain names like Roger Clemens, Miguel Tejeda and Andy Pettitte. But for athletes to fail tests now, this year with all of the scandal already going on in the world, is ridiculous. Do these athletes think they can get away with it or are they just plain dumb?

I am flabbergasted at the idiocy these people are filled with. Excuse me I have been inspired to go sit on a porcupine.