Inner dialogue of ref: “Ok, smokey, just look for a holding or face mask. No holding, no roughing, no facemask. Going good. He’s coming this way. Move to the right. Clear a path…. (flashback to 1967 south texas league divsion III semi-final) Hit him smokey, hit ‘em. Don’t go for the strip! Just bring him down. Nice. Nice…. Oh crap, I’m a ref.”

Hahahahaha. I like. A lot.